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Old 08-29-2008, 09:04 AM   #1
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Don't get upset you judgmental pricks. And don't lie to me. I know some of you did it at some point. Some are probably doing it right now. Yeah, you, mister multiple girlfriends, talk to me

So anyway, I got a flat in big city and the GF live 100km from here. We usually see each other on the weekend. Our relationship is post-passion, which I like, more serene. Yet, I think I'm bored and need "discovery". Don't misunderstand me, she's fine, really. She'll do anything. I'm not complaining, I just need to expand the playing field, you know? I'm bored!

And before you circle jerk bastards advise me: I don't like porn, especially modern porn, those bald chicks... that stuff make me soft! Beside, I can shine the stick anytime, and I do, but those are two different things.

I need to know the stress level of maintaining two relationships at the same time. Is it worth it?
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Old 08-29-2008, 09:19 AM   #2
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First, you need one million dollars, dude.
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Old 08-29-2008, 09:22 AM   #3
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I think you're looking for a Gerry Springer forum or something.

This is a beer forum Dude.
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Old 08-29-2008, 09:39 AM   #4
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I think you're looking for a Gerry Springer forum or something.

This is a beer forum Dude.
You don't like the funney? There's nothing better on, dude. I know, I checked, that's why I'm here.
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:18 PM   #5
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F---in' A!
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:20 PM   #6
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you mean two chicks at the same time or you mean you just want to get some on the side when your old ladys not around ?

 
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:22 PM   #7
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Siamese twins?
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:03 PM   #8
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Step one: get off the internet
Step two:go get another chick

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Old 08-29-2008, 02:05 PM   #9
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I envy you. I can't think of anything remotely close to that at 5 a.m.

 
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:08 PM   #10
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