Sure... Blame it on the apfelwein. Had this label been in your lap at that very moment, you know you would have made sweet sweet love to it.
Primary 1: Blackberry-Kiwi-Peach-Mango-Lemon Orange Blossom Melomel (fruit punch!)
Primary 2: <does not exist. in fact, this text also does not exist>
Secondary 1: Blackberry Wine
Secondary 2: Empty
There are my first brews to speak of. Now, I wait...