I love it!!! Too cool, man. And, btw, I do have mystical kung-fu powers!
Triage Nurse: "And what is your chief complaint tonight, sir?"
Patient: *pointing to his arm* "I have turtles hatching out of my skin. See, there's one."
Triage Nurse: "Damn, dude. Been drinkin'?"
-actual triage assesment