It goes down real easy when it comes out of a tap...
It's impossible to tell how much you're quaffing.
"Well, maybe just one more half pint..." Cheers!
Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit