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Old 08-12-2008, 08:22 PM   #1
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And the crappiest!!!

OK, it's not even the longest bar in the world any more (If it ever was in the first place)

Put-in-Bay in Lake erie there is a bar called the Beer Barrel. After giving you that name, I'v deliberately I've forgotten it in case I forget how to masturbate if my brain gets too full.....

Anyways.....This bar, in lake masturbation, longest ****ing bar in the world. Yeah! I mean, it's all built like a squeezebox. Sure, the customer side is long, but it's way easy for the staff to get from point A to point B with no problem at all! It's just us drunks that have to walk a long way!! ....Hell, If i'm at the "Longest bar in the world", I want it to be in a straight ****ing line! I want to see barmaids getting on a scooter just to get to the other end!!!

Anyway, that is not my real problem with this crappy bar.....I wander up, strap myself to the largest inaminate object I can find looking forward to a good time, and look around.... I see a few hokey fake barrels with some taps attached and drip trays underneath, so I ask the bar guy what he has on draught. "Nothing" He says with genuine pride and smile on his face. "All OUR beer is in cans!"......I felt the excitement and anticipation of a good time turning into extreme disappointment. "Cans?" I asked? "that is all you sell?" ......."No! We have peanuts as well!"


Well, that's it really, they had peanuts as well.

Also, if you are ever in Put -In-bay, don't bother with their micro brewery either. The barmaid is clearly retarded, and thier stout is taking lessons from her.

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:28 PM   #2
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And the crappiest!!!

OK, it's not even the longest bar in the world any more (If it ever was in the first place)

Well, that's it really, they had peanuts as well.

Also, if you are ever in Put -In-bay, don't bother with their micro brewery either. The barmaid is clearly retarded, and thier stout is taking lessons from her.

You know, if you were druck, and this was less grammatical, it might almost be as funny as the "code monkeys" thread...

I wonder if they'd sell you thier clearly useless tap setups. I mean, with canned beer, they're not using them anyway.
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:31 PM   #3
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So what is the point of this place? Why does it exist?
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:31 PM   #4
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oh I'm druck, thrust me!

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:33 PM   #5
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So what is the point of this place? Why does it exist?
It exists purely to annoy ME!!!...Hell, they could have done that with a shorter bar quite easily!!!

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:41 PM   #6
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I recall a time and place where draft beer was the cheapest option available. Bottle of Bud? What, yer uncle die and leave you an inheritance? Rich prick.

I can see an evolutionary path that would bring us a beer bar proud to serve no draft beer is my point.

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:44 PM   #7
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Hey! They have webcams!

Wave, OhioBrit!

http://www.beerbarrelpib.com/webcam1.htm
http://www.beerbarrelpib.com/webcam2.htm

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:47 PM   #8
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So where is the 'real' longest bar in the world? (straight-line variety, of course)
I need somewhere to go on vacation.

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:47 PM   #9
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that reminds me of a place that I played at the other night. It was a steakhouse that had a bar attached. In Paris, Illinois. A place called Maxwells, I think. Had dinner at the steakhouse before the show which was at the bar attached to the steakhouse. The bar was the biggest freaking dive I've been in in a long time. No taps, all cans. No service. It smelled like a bikers armpit! I was amazed how it stayed open while connected to this classy place.
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:49 PM   #10
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LOL!!! I had no idea they were broadcasting my misery!!!


If anyone can see that, I'm the guy waving with my middle finger!

 
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