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Old 08-12-2008, 04:12 AM   #11
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Wow, I've never heard nor experienced anything like that.

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 04:12 AM   #12

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I take it quality control isn't one of their strong points.

That's an under statement! Either way the beers are rather flavorless. The 100% bock was free of defect but it was a low ABV. Now I'd say never I know if anything else I had was a mixed up macro-micro. I had a wheat there before that was like a boulevard.

FYI - Iowa has an antiquated beer law that limits all beers to something less than 5-6%. My HB Club is lobbying the state assembly.

http://www.liftthelimit.org/law.shtml
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Old 08-12-2008, 04:23 AM   #13

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OK, we need the official HBT douche award here. What a wanker.
I like that idea... what do they douche with? Half Bock - Half Vinegar???
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Old 08-12-2008, 05:53 AM   #14
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That has to be illegal.
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:19 AM   #15
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FYI - Iowa has an antiquated beer law that limits all beers to something less than 5-6%. My HB Club is lobbying the state assemby.
Oh sh..., I was born there, now I am sooo glad I move away as a 6 year old. Actually I loved it as a kid, I'm sure as an adult it would not be that great.
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:54 AM   #16
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And if you had asked for a Bud? "Yes sir, we fill the glass almost full with water and then p*ss in it to top it off.....That's how we make them."

That really was some story!!

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 12:11 PM   #17
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And if you had asked for a Bud? "Yes sir, we fill the glass almost full with water and then p*ss in it to top it off.....That's how we make them."

That really was some story!!
haha, how'd you know the secret?!
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Old 08-12-2008, 12:53 PM   #18
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"I guess you can't pass off a wheat mixing bock with some other beer. "

LOL, great punch line!
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Old 08-12-2008, 01:09 PM   #20
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Being from Iowa as well, can you PM me the name of this place so I can avoid the half and half experience? What a bunch of crap! Harley guy or not, he deserves a swift kick to the bean bag for pulling that sh!t! If you're out, you're out - don't concoct something new and try to pass it off as your "craft" beer. If your "craft" is mixing commercial beer and half-assed micro beer then you must have a pretty low opinion of your own beer. Sad, just effing sad!

 
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