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Old 08-07-2008, 07:38 PM   #1
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can i call 911 next time something goes wrong with my brew

 
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Old 08-07-2008, 07:41 PM   #2
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you shoudl call 911 if you find weevils in your grains!
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:01 PM   #3
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"once the man went outside to call the authorities, every sandwichmaker in the store spat in his sandwich." - would have made for a far more interesting story!
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:20 PM   #4
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you can call 991 for pretty much anything these days
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Is this guy serious??:
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so barley is a leaves of hops? or barley is a different plant? and blend with hops? I need that to be cleared thanks..

 
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:23 PM   #5
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damn, the sauce always makes the good sandwich! I'd be pissed if someone left the sauce off my sub. not 911 pissed though. i wonder what sandwich shop he was at?
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:45 PM   #6
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you can call 991 for pretty much anything these days
yeah, but 991 still gets you a blank silence. Try 911.

 
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Old 08-08-2008, 02:50 AM   #7
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We spent an hour listening to bogus 911 calls in CPA. OMG are people stupid. They call for directions, to find out what time it is, etc... There was a good one where a guy called to report being ripped off in a drug deal. Wanted the cops to come and get what he paid for...

 
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Old 08-08-2008, 02:53 AM   #8
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i wonder what sandwich shop he was at?
"hankering for special sauce at his neighborhood Subway"
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:18 AM   #9
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LMAO!! I wish I could have been there to laugh at this situation. People can be so stupid.

 
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:01 PM   #10
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can i call 911 next time something goes wrong with my brew
Now that they've tiered their responses in Baltimore, it may take a while for something to get to your house for less-than-emergency issues. Unless of course you tell them you have beer.

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you can call 991 for pretty much anything these days
Welcome to my life.

That guy should've been clubbed like a baby seal.

 
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