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Old 08-05-2008, 04:26 PM   #1
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Fellow brewers, we knew this day would come. We have been preparing for this day for centuries, and soon it will be time to once again save humanity:

http://ecoscraps.com/2008/04/13/beer...limate-change/
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Old 08-05-2008, 04:35 PM   #2
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Obviously no research behind it. The hop shortage has nothing to do with growing conditions and malting barley gets pushed out by more profitable crops or disease.
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Old 08-05-2008, 04:38 PM   #3
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I'm prepared. 1/2 metric ton of Cascade, 80 tons of Pale, 20 tons of Vienna, and 1/2 ton of Crystal 10L. That along with millions of rounds of ammo.

Plenty of Haus Ale for all.

Bring on the zombies!

 
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Old 08-05-2008, 04:39 PM   #4
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Lies spread by the wine industry!

And... big oil, somehow.
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Old 08-05-2008, 04:41 PM   #5
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Time to brew more.

 
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:59 PM   #6
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Quote:
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Bring on the zombies!
You had to do it huh?

When are you planting 100 apple trees around the brew haus?
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:23 AM   #7
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Meh...Give me a shotgun (for the zombies) Some water and yeast, I'll find something to make me some beer with damnabit!!!!

Bring it on!!! I'm ready to declare myself the Bringer of the Sacred Barley Water...as long as a village can pay me a tribute involving Nubile Females, then the will get their brew!!!!

(even if I have to drink a porter and piss out corona,,,they will get some fizzy yellow stuff!)

I am druck btw!
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:44 AM   #9
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You'll get my hops-when you pry them from my cold dead fermenter.
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:59 AM   #10
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My fear isn't of a shortage of malted barley and hops(cause that's all B.S. anyway) but of zombies, so get me a homebrew so i can relax and enjoy my death or undeath. Whatever it may be.
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