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Old 08-01-2008, 01:04 AM   #1
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What a stupid sh!t

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Old 08-01-2008, 01:08 AM   #2
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I'm sorry, I won't do it again.

It's not like she was really hot anyway!

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Old 08-01-2008, 11:44 AM   #3
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Why were you in Delaware?
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Old 08-01-2008, 12:19 PM   #4
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was the woman hot? was she "gardening" b/c she knew he was going to be in town?
Yes, I'm the guy who set his sniper suit on fire last halloween...

Fire/EMS of

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Old 08-01-2008, 02:07 PM   #5
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Wow, the jokes just write themselves. e.g.

"Ohhh yeah, you're a dirty gardener. Can you hear me now, huh? can you hear me no... Oh... Hello, Officer."

See how excited Verizon is about their new DSL plan?

Tired of gettng jerked around by the cable company? Try Verizon -- we only jerk ourselves.

and so on...

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