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Old 07-29-2008, 09:44 PM   #1
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It's a great day for justice, and for, well, anyone who thinks that wasteful porkbarrel earmarks are a plague on this nation.

The King of All Pork crooked-ass Ted Stevens (responsible for, among other things, the Bridge to Nowhere)was indicted on 7 counts of giving false statements about "services" he received for home renovations...no doubt in exchange for some sweet earmarks.

This guy is at the top of the list of Congressmen I'd love to see in prison. Here's hoping he goes there.
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Old 07-29-2008, 09:49 PM   #2
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Sometimes, the government gets it right, and they certainly got it right today!
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:46 PM   #3
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At his age, they won't send him to prison, IMO. Which is a shame because being elderly does not give one the right to wanton douchebaggery.

Kudos to those who called him out.
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:56 PM   #4
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I love seeing scumbags like that go to prison. Especially the ones that think they will get away with it by being so old.

He'll get away with a slap on the wrist though. He has everything in his favour. Old white Republican. He's untouchable.

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Old 07-29-2008, 11:20 PM   #5
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That bridge was a key improvement to our countries infrastructure. Where do it go again?

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Old 07-29-2008, 11:31 PM   #6
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I don't know what's worse a freezer full of bribe money in your garage or a garage built with bribe money.

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Old 08-01-2008, 05:27 PM   #7
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Considering he wont ever go to prison and hes very confident in that asking for a speedy trial so he can resume his run for re-election.

Problem is he is much better than the welfare loving dem thats running against him.

I like Stevens- Hes done so much for the state of Alaska. Just like a senator should.
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Old 08-01-2008, 05:29 PM   #8
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Where are your precious tubes now, Mr. Stevens!

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