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Old 07-27-2008, 09:39 AM   #1
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Best said with a Norwegian/Swedish accent:

Sven & Olaf worked together in a Minnesota factory...and both were laid off. So, dey went to the Unemployment Office together.

Asked his occupation, Olaf said, "Panty Stitcher". I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Olaf $300 a week in unemployment compensation.

Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter."
The clerk looked up "diesel fitter" and it was classified as skilled labor so the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.

When Olaf found out he was furious! He stormed back into the Unemployment Office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.

The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor while diesel fitters were skilled labor and paid more."

"Vat skill?" yelled Olaf...I sew da elastic on da panties and Olaf puts dem on his head and says, "Ya, diesel fitter."
HB Bill

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Old 07-27-2008, 10:22 PM   #2
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ROFL. Nice.
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Primary: Bee Cave Bavarian Hefe
Secondary: Nothing
Bottled: Nothing
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Old 07-28-2008, 01:15 AM   #3
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haha...pretty good
Primary 1-This Bud's for you
Primary 2- Cream Ale
Secondary 1- Strong Scotch Ale
Secondary 2- empty
Bottled/Kegged- Centinneal Blonde, Apfelwein
Up Next- MyCastle (N.English Brown Ale), Hooch Pale Ale
Thinking About: Tripple Bock, Chocolate Stout, open to suggestions

"Every beer is a good beer if I can taste the brewer's intent"
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Originally Posted by papabeach1 View Post
so barley is a leaves of hops? or barley is a different plant? and blend with hops? I need that to be cleared thanks..

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Old 07-28-2008, 01:16 AM   #4
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ha ha

My Kegerator Project

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Old 07-28-2008, 01:47 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by ohiobrewtus View Post
I had to read the punchline twice, but I finally got it.

me 2 nice 1
maybe i'll post an ad:

Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus!

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Old 07-28-2008, 12:29 PM   #7
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lol. that's a good one!

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