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Old 07-24-2008, 12:59 PM   #1
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I don't care what the men's blogs and mags say...
Sarah Jessica Parker is HAWT!

Come on now, she's no Jessica Alba or Liz Hurley, or Pamela Anderson, or whomever floats your boat, but dammit, she's SEXY!

I just watched "Smart People" and I am still convinced that she's hotter than 90% of the people I meet in my daily travels.

I am really tired of the mags bashing her and calling her "Horse Face" etc.

If she's ugly.. I have made some REALLY bad decisions in my younger days....
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:02 PM   #2
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-1 for SJP. I'm sorry but I don't see it. I guess she has her moments, but they're rare...

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Old 07-24-2008, 01:05 PM   #3
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She's not my favorite, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

And re: the horse face, that's why you gotta ____ her from ______.

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Old 07-24-2008, 01:07 PM   #4
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-2. She's in some makeup commercial right now where she just looks horrible. I mean, would I kick her out of bed? Probably not (ASSUMING I WAS SINGLE IN CASE MY WIFE IS READING THIS), but really... she's not hot, she's not cute, she's just annoying.

I've also heard some interviews with her where she's really.... uptight about sex, basically the antithesis of her SITC character. Not even like talking about her own personal sex life - she was clearly incredibly uncomfortable talking about just sex in general. It was really odd, it was like watching Bizarro-Carrie. Not comfortable talking about sex? Not sexy.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:17 PM   #5
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+1 I'd sex her in the city.

Or the country, a plane, a boat, a barn, on a rock,........................

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Old 07-24-2008, 02:14 PM   #6
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Peter Griffin said it best: "She looks like a foot."

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Old 07-24-2008, 02:33 PM   #8
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She was never hot to begin with. Total horseface. I'd nail any of the three remain sex in the city girls before I'd give her a second look. Even if you consider her character on the show, she represents everything that is unsexy in my opinion.. living in a one BR apartment with a shoe collection worth $300,000. That's not hot.
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:36 PM   #9
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She. Looks. Like. A. Foot.

No, no, no, no, no. She is not "hawt", unless you're a goddamn thoroughbred.
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:36 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by srm775 View Post
Peter Griffin said it best: "She looks like a foot."
+1 on looking like a foot!
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