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Old 07-23-2008, 04:32 PM   #1
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Edited to remove joke. My apologies, there are probably some things best not joked about.

Here is another one:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apfelwein
Well come on in!!

I know, guess I'll put the stand up comedy career on hold for now.
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:42 PM   #2
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I am with you...It's pretty good stuff.

Having said that, (Please don't think I'm offended, cause I'm just saying) Alcoholism is NOT funny. I think I speak for everyone on this board when I say that if you even think you have a problem with your drinking (other than the fun "Obsession" we all have) you need to seek help.

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I didn't' mean to scare off your joke...

Here is mine:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apfelwein
Well Come On In!!

Oh...Sorry...was that the same as yours? Guess that like Apfelwein....it's just that good.
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:48 PM   #3
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Yeah it's makes things a little too easy, sometimes I have hooked the hose right to the carboy after work. Things go downhill after that.

Turn your drinking off for a week, or don't drink during the workweek. If you can't do either of these, you have a problem.

Nothing in excess, said the Greeks.

 
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:08 PM   #4
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If everything is alright in moderation, then moderation itself should be in moderation right?
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Old 07-23-2008, 09:44 PM   #5
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A comedian in a wheel chair isn't really a stand up comic either...
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Old 07-23-2008, 09:45 PM   #6
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Quote:
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A comedian in a wheel chair isn't really a stand up comic either...
It would be kind of funny if he stood up though.
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