Trashed my back force-carbonating a keg Tuesday. A bottle of TannenBomb is really helping. Maybe I'll toss a pint of Bent Rod Rye on top of it. The Greys are demanding a walk. Pain is good, it gives me a reason (not excuse) to drink.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk