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Old 07-16-2008, 02:28 PM   #11
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Otter: Mine's bigger than that.
Marion Wormer: [looks questioningly at him]
Otter: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.


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Animal House........I win, I win, I win. What the f*ck do I win?
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Old 07-16-2008, 04:37 PM   #12
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Hate that. Calls in the first hour of sleep are the worst. 12,000 calls a year. Lights come on and the alarms goes off all night long.

I'd rather it be in the first hour than between 1-3am. Thoes are the ones that get me.

 
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Old 07-16-2008, 04:43 PM   #13
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I don't have to be on call very much, but when I am and get called...it's an extra $100 plus double time x length of the call. So...if there actually is a problem to be solved in the middle of the night, I get an extra $150-$200 on the paycheck. PITA for sure, but at least my employer adequately compensates me for it. If that compensation was nonexistent, I'd find another job...
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Old 07-16-2008, 04:58 PM   #14
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Man that would be a hilarious prank. Imagine the following scenario (apologies if I get the grammer and diction wrong)

Some guy (orfy) shows up at this bloke's house;

Orfy: Pardon me, but are you Fatty McUseless?

FMcU: Yes, yes I am.

Orfy: Do you know a Mr.... Malkore?

FMcU: Yes, yes I do! Are you here to fix my computer issue?

Orfy: I certainly am!

*punt to the change-purse*

Orfy: Good day to you sir!
ROFL! That's just precious!

"punt to the change-purse"...priceless....
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:00 PM   #15
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easier to just kick him in the nuts.
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:15 PM   #16
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easier to just kick him in the nuts.
...rolls off the tongue easier too!!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:17 PM   #17
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No nuts rollin' offa my tongue!
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:19 PM   #18
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No nuts rollin' offa my tongue!
...not the "actual" nuts mind you...

That's the problem with you Brits...you can't speak English!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:31 PM   #19
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Thank god I don't sound like the Queen.
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:45 PM   #20
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Thank god I don't sound like the Queen.
...well, at least you don't come across like Sir Reginald Dwight on the board...

I've been told that Elton John said England is the only country in the world that has two Queens living next door to each other...

(He lives next door to Windsor Castle...been there, done that...)
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