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Old 07-16-2008, 01:06 AM   #1
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Ladies: are you sexually repressed? Do you blindly adhere to religious or cultural restrictions that are one step away from Muslim Burkas? Have you been taught your whole life to be ashamed of your body and your sexuality? Then this is the site for yooooooooou!

I bring you...Wholesomewear!

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Old 07-16-2008, 01:09 AM   #2
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Hey, it's what all the Mormon and Amish Milfs are wearing these days!

And when they're not lounging by the pool...

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Old 07-16-2008, 01:11 AM   #3
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Now, that's funny right there. I'm not modest, but I can appreciate that people looking at me in my bikini might be offended by my middle aged body. So, I clicked on that link. And, that lovely swimsuit is on sale for only $80! I'd have to beat the men off with a stick. But, where is the head covering to go along with it? Is the mantilla extra?
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:14 AM   #4
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I hope no one is overly offended by this but,
there's nothing like religion to set people back a few hundred or thousand years.

 
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:16 AM   #5
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I'd have to beat the men off with a stick.
Soft hands work better. Splinters would hurt!
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:17 AM   #6
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I can see that ladies calves!!

Oh baby.

 
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:23 AM   #8
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Soft hands work better. Splinters would hurt!
that's awesome!
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:26 AM   #9
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Soft hands work better. Splinters would hurt!
Well done, sir. Well done.

Nothing says HOT like Puritan swimwear.

 
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:41 AM   #10
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I know what site I am going to tonight for a little fun. Those chicks were sexy.
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