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Old 03-15-2006, 06:34 PM   #1
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Q) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?


A) No one to talk to during orgasm.
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:51 PM   #2
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It's over my head ....
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:54 PM   #3
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He misunderestimated our profundity! And my preacher said atheists don't have orgasms.

 
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Old 03-15-2006, 07:04 PM   #4
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Nice one.



Maybe they could call out to David Hasselhoff or someone of that nature?
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Old 03-15-2006, 08:18 PM   #5
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It's over my head ....
Oh God! YES!! YES!! Oh my God! YES! . . .
That help?
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Old 03-15-2006, 10:58 PM   #6
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(In an Andy Rooney drone)...Why is it called a buffalo head nickel if the buffalo is on the tails side of the coin?
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Old 03-15-2006, 11:38 PM   #7
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Why do they call it "menopause" if only women have it ?
What's the pinky toe good for ?
How 'bout the belly button ?
Why did they put Air Supply albums on CD ?
Why does " My body, my choice " only work for women ? It's my body, and I wanna make love !

Help me out.
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Old 03-16-2006, 12:24 AM   #8
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And my preacher said atheists don't have orgasms.
And he would know, how?
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Old 03-16-2006, 12:58 AM   #9
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A terrorist goes to heaven and is introduced to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, Patrick Henry and John Madison. "What about the virgins?" he asks. "Sorry," he is told, "all we have around here are Viginians."
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Old 03-16-2006, 01:01 AM   #10
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I hear atheists call out to Chuck Norris.

I don't know if you guys have seen the chuck norris facts website (I don't actually know the url), but it's effin' hilarious.

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King... And got one.
Chuck Norris once ate three 96 ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

It goes on.
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