Possibly the worst beer review site ever - Home Brew Forums

Register Now!
Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Community > General Chit Chat > Possibly the worst beer review site ever

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 07-08-2008, 12:42 AM   #1
Tenchiro
 
Tenchiro's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Jun 2007
Providence, RI
Posts: 2,973
Liked 6 Times on 6 Posts



http://www.beertripper.com/

Apparently this guy dislikes most beer, but instead of attributing that to his reviews he just calls them crappy beers.
__________________

 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-08-2008, 12:50 AM   #2
da5idzero
 
da5idzero's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Sep 2007
Burlington, VT
Posts: 26

"BeerTripper



Anchor Steam Beer

Anchor Steam Beer is classified as a California Common and although it does taste different than Bud, Miller and Coors, I can't say as I like it any better. To my palate Anchor Steam Beer tastes bitter and a little dirty, and not in a good way."


You just have to remember, he likes the SUBTLE flavors, not the fruity ones!

funny funny site!

 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-08-2008, 12:51 AM   #3
JustDave
 
JustDave's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Jun 2007
Mass.
Posts: 1,080
Liked 17 Times on 12 Posts


Nice.

Rogue Dead Guy got a 1 ...

Miller Chill got a 2.

 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-08-2008, 12:55 AM   #4
Professor Frink
 
Professor Frink's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Sep 2006
San Diego, CA
Posts: 3,085
Liked 19 Times on 16 Posts


I think he's just throwing darts and whatever number it hits, that's what the beer gets.
__________________
Primary: Cherrywood Smoked Porter
60 Minute IPA
Secondary:
On tap:Amber Ale
Milk Stout

Lagering:


http://www.lazydogbrewery.com

 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-08-2008, 01:04 AM   #5
Redweasel
 
Redweasel's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Jan 2008
Kansas City, MO
Posts: 409
Liked 1 Times on 1 Posts


PBR got a 6!

 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-08-2008, 01:08 AM   #6
Tenchiro
 
Tenchiro's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Jun 2007
Providence, RI
Posts: 2,973
Liked 6 Times on 6 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by da5idzero View Post
You just have to remember, he likes the SUBTLE flavors, not the fruity ones!
I'm giving this Vienna Lager a 5, but just barely. It is not bad at all, no off flavors to speak of. However, it is very 'light' on flavor. Too light for my taste. Light on the malt, light on the hops. I often like my beers subtle, but this one is a little too subtle.


Just not too subtle...
__________________

 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-08-2008, 01:10 AM   #7
eschatz
 
eschatz's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Dec 2007
Terre Haute, IN
Posts: 3,434
Liked 35 Times on 19 Posts


Yes PBR did get a 6. But the Bastard got a 1 and Bud Light got a 4..... thats just cold. what a d!cK.
__________________
play the bass, brew the beer

What's tappening? :D

 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-09-2008, 02:42 PM   #8
Homercidal
Licensed Sensual Massage Therapist.
HBT_MODERATOR.png
 
Homercidal's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Feb 2008
Reed City, MI
Posts: 30,642
Liked 4765 Times on 3217 Posts


I'd like him to describe "dirty" (Both the good, and not good way).

 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-09-2008, 02:56 PM   #9
MrFebtober
Recipes 
 
Jul 2006
Greater Cincinnati area
Posts: 619
Liked 4 Times on 3 Posts


He gave 1554 an 8, surprisingly:
This is a Belgian Dark Ale, and I must admit, I feel guilty that I don't drink it more often. It has a very complex flavor, very unique, malty and some hop bitterness. But, sadly, I usually prefer something a little less complex.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchiro View Post
Just not too subtle...
And he likes complex, but not too complex.

I guess Shiner kolsch got a 7 b/c it tastes just like BMC.

assclown.
__________________

Primary 1: Oktoberfest Lager
Primary 2: Apricot Wit
Primary 3: Christmas Warmer MkII
Primary 4: Apfelwein
Bottle conditioning: Vanilla Caramel Creme Ale
Bottle conditioning: Brain Spawn Saison
Bottle conditioning: Hot Shot Rye Red
On Tap 1: Barletariot Cream Ale
On Tap 2: Apfelwein

 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-09-2008, 03:04 PM   #10
Displaced MassHole
Recipes 
 
May 2008
San Diego
Posts: 1,134
Liked 10 Times on 8 Posts


This guy seems like a pretty big douche. Anything other than BMC doesnt get the respect it deserves, oh well it's just his opinion anyways and you know what they say about those.
__________________
Worthless Brewing Co.
The name says it all

 
Reply With Quote


Reply
Thread Tools


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The Most Terrible Beer Ever orrr The Worst Beer Of All Time? jonbrout Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 184 03-25-2013 03:07 AM
Possibly the greatest beer joke ever leftyguitarjoe General Chit Chat 10 01-26-2009 03:22 PM
Possibly just brewed my best beer ever RegionalChaos Recipes/Ingredients 1 10-21-2008 08:01 PM
beer - possibly vinegar... safe? Timekiller Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 10 09-15-2008 12:27 AM


Forum Jump