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Old 01-11-2012, 10:56 PM   #611
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The sexual orientation of a beast (although you must wonder how they procreate, or why they don't just buttburgle ezch other) does NOT effect the flavor.

Mermaids taste like crap by the way. Soooooooooo salty.
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Old 01-16-2012, 11:01 PM   #612
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From the addiction thread

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You buy a six pack of beer from a small microbrew that happened to be in the same location as your 4th graders field trip you were chaperoning (it was in a plastic bag and I didn't open one until we were on the bus headed home so don't judge me).

 
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Old 02-23-2012, 05:38 PM   #613
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Hmmm...


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i never stress about a job. I always think "when they find out what you are doing to the coffeepot, you'll be fired, for sure. and then all this stress will have been for nothing. so don't sweat it."
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i do little things to the coffeepot to relieve the stress at the office. they might not be legal in certain circles or ethical in others- i don't know - i'm not some sort of ethnic lawyer geometrist...
it seems to be working with the stress though - kind of like imagining everyone in their underwear when you have speak in public
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:29 PM   #614
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Best post ever!!!!

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The number of "I think my beer is ruined" threads on this forums is directly proportional to the number of clear fermenting vessels in use. Fermentation is not a spectator sport. There have never been any blockbuster movies starring fermenting wort. There's nothing here to see. Move along and let the yeast formicate in peace.
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Old 06-16-2012, 04:11 PM   #615
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From the stupid comments on your beer thread...

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Wife: You look at it lovingly and adoringly and longingly. I wish you'd look at me that way.
Me: If you had a bubbling airlock I would.
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:33 PM   #616
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Damn. Now I want a counterflow chiller and a Nigerian sex slave. Wonder which one the SWMBO will let me get first.
I REALLY hope someone uses that in their sigline now.

(from the Beer Writers Wanted thread.)
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:21 AM   #617
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Dear Penthouse Forum,
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I start with an ice bath then slowly penetrate the wort with my huge wand. I gently move it around clockwise and change directions intermittently. I usually come in 30-35 min. to 70o. This is the only technique I've used. When doing IPA's I use my wand to crush the hop leaf and release her oils. Everyone has been pleased with the final product. Just be carefull not to put your wand in if the wort is too hot or it will explode.
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:36 PM   #618
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This really deserves to be posted here for posterity.

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Need a little support here, someone to tell me I was right. So, after making a lovely (read: cheap) pork shoulder into crock-pot pulled pork, I was left with a large shoulder bone. Awesome!

So my plan was to get a bunch of these together over the span of a year and make a long string of shoulder bones tied together with twine for the front balcony.

The other day, SWMBO decides she is going to clean up THE MAN ROOM, and I hear a shriek. Crap. So I ask, "did you hurt yourself?"

"Noooooo... James... what the *deleted* is THIS?!"

"Why, sweetheart, its just a pork bone bleaching in hydrogen peroxide!"

*closes eyes, touches the bridge of her nose*

"Ok... I shouldn't have asked that like that... what I should have asked is WHY THE *rudies* IS THERE A WHITE MEAT BONE IN MY TUPPERWARE ON A BOOKSHELF IN THE GUEST ROOM??!"

"...MAN room"

"NO! DAMMIT JAMES... sigh... my mother is sleeping in this room next weekend..."

"Like she'd ever know..."

"Oh My God... can't believe I'm discussing this. James... what are you doing with a white meat bone? Why would you possibly need this?? And what's the crap floating on the top of the peroxide??"

"Fat from the marrow I think..."

*gags* "Throw it away!!"

"No, Im keeping it for Halloween"

"Almost a year from now?!"

"... yeah?"

After more back and forth I decided there was only one unbiased party I could turn to. My father. He was no help. I'm very disappointed in him.

In the end... she won. The bone I had spent literally weeks bleaching is now in a landfill. There is no justice domestically.

*sigh* it will pass.
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The best reply I have seen in a long time to a rambling troll post that contained no punctuation whatsoever.

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Here, those fell out of your post. You're welcome.
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Old 01-05-2014, 06:11 AM   #620
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On proper sanitation techniques...

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I just drink the undiluted star san and then whizz in the bottles.
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