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Old 01-07-2010, 02:49 AM   #521
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this is from the teacher.
How is that a memorable quote?
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Old 01-07-2010, 03:19 AM   #522
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wrong qoute thread.

 
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Old 01-10-2010, 12:26 AM   #523
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Hahaha...wait, really? I have 73 beagles in the basement on giant hamster wheels generating electricity for a custom burner in my garage, so really, I am only out a few dead beagles...which, by the way, only motivate the working beagles even more. It actually works out to net positive in terms of resource consumption.
In response to energy waste question posed by Bobby_M
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:48 AM   #524
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The bacteria can just lay in wait and bide its time. I just read a thread somewhere on here where a guys barley wine was good for 3 years and then developed a gusher infection.
Now I am picturing a little lactobacillus dressed up in commando gear hiding behind a ridge of yeast carcasses on the bottom of a bottle. Watching, careful monitoring the deliciousness of the barleywine, waiting until the peak of flavorful glory and BOOM, time to get bacteria sex on...
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:59 AM   #525
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This one got me... regarding neighbors calling the fuzz while you are brewing.

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I have not had a cop-stop yet. But I have had a neighbor fill my mailbox with pamphlets on how bad deep fried turkey is for you. After talking to a few neighbors, the prevailing theory is that I eat 1-2 deep fried turkeys per week.

 
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Old 01-30-2010, 05:06 AM   #526
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I know there's some context I'm sure I must be missing...but still

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This is one of those nights where I'd prolly be getting laid if I wasn't married.

Haven't left the house since yesterday at 1:30pm. Got stoned on Sake last night and I am thinking about hitting that white b!tch again.
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Old 01-30-2010, 09:06 AM   #527
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What conclusion I'm coming to is that I need to avoid any thread that you post in because your style of discourse makes me murder hookers.
Classic, response to a Troll
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Old 01-30-2010, 01:53 PM   #528
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I thought this was classic, and made a good point

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Thinking your own beer is great is like not minding the smell of your own farts. Getting other people to purchase your beer is like having the general public not mind the smell of your farts.

I would contend that it is fairly challenging to get others to enjoy your farts.

Everyone on the internet benches 300, makes better beer than any commercial brewery, has well behaved children, etc. Making a salable product is a whole different ball game than convincing yourself that you make a product that would be salable.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:18 AM   #529
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this HAS to be a drunk 4th grader's post.

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I would never drink that brew you want to get sick? mold is bacteria its not worth risking besides it will be in the back of your head whats in the bottle everytime you crack one open.

 
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:30 AM   #530
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I thought this was classic, and made a good point
It's beer snobs and my neighbors that tell me my beer is so great I should open a brewpub. That's why I'll never sell it. It's all MINE. Mine, I say, mine!
Bwahhahahhaahhahhaaa!
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