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Old 03-25-2009, 06:01 PM   #411
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I didn't really wanna know this...

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My weirdest dream was once I dreamed I woke up and realized that I was extremely flexible in my back, and I could bend over and pleasure myself. The dream was so realistic that I almost cried when I woke up...
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I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew

 
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Old 03-25-2009, 08:15 PM   #412
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When my kids get out of school and move out on their own, I'm going to quit my job and buy a little pick-up truck and paint it like a racoon and be one of those pest removal specialists. Basically I will just operate a racoon rescue, so I will hunt and fish and drink beer and then when someone calls for me to come to their house and get rid of the racoons I will come and catch it and give it a rabies shot and a flea-dip and then let it go out in the woods somewhere. And the best part is, if business gets slow you can just let the racoons go in a different neighborhood or something and catch them again. I will charge like $100 to catch a racoon and that will cover my gas and beer money and I will have all the free racoons I want.

Thats what I'm going to do in a few years when I retire unless I win the Publisher's Clearing House first.
best life long dream I have ever heard

I mean, how could life get better, you have all the raccoons you want?

 
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Old 03-25-2009, 08:22 PM   #413
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best life long dream I have ever heard

I mean, how could life get better, you have all the raccoons you want?
Oh my...that is legendary!!!!!!!
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:01 PM   #414
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Me either, but after the day I've had I might just try to lick my balls later.

no explanation needed
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:51 PM   #415
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What a whole lot of drama out there in cyber space.
sage.........

 
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Old 03-29-2009, 08:20 PM   #416
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(Can I nominate myself for the memorable quotes thread?)
Yes you can.....just don't expect to see the post that you expected to get posted here, you attention seeking whore you!

 
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Old 03-30-2009, 04:44 AM   #417
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Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

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Old 03-30-2009, 04:05 PM   #418
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It didn't mention anything about heating the cock (thank god!) and I though it sounded pretty gross.
You heat it yourself, IP.
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Old 03-30-2009, 04:10 PM   #419
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You heat it yourself, IP.
YES!! My dreams are complete, I can finally get back to doing working at work. I can't wait to tell SWMBO that I may just get to keep my job yet!
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:38 AM   #420
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In comparison, an extract brew is like a quick f#ck behind a dumpster.
I was wondering why dumpster diving for bottles made my ass hurt...

 
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