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Old 07-08-2008, 11:17 PM   #21
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...Getting free beer is kind of like getting laid after a really long Dungeons & Dragons session. Not only does it feel great doing it, but you feel like you're cheating the natural order of the universe.
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Old 07-08-2008, 11:18 PM   #22
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My most recent favorite is in my signature (complete with a fight club edit):



This relates to a bet concerning the Brewers and the Rockies this evening. Believe me, I'll die laughing if the Rockies win!
and I'll just die! The Rockies beat them last night!
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Old 07-08-2008, 11:44 PM   #23
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My favorite of all time.

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Old 07-08-2008, 11:57 PM   #24
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If anyone has trouble deciding, I recommend this:



I always carry my dog-eared copy around so that I can fight the man or put down the random douchbaggery that happens my way.
I think I saw them on sale at Walmart. Oh wait.. they are giving them away FREE.. so they can run all of the book shops in town out of business
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Old 07-09-2008, 01:20 PM   #25
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If anyone has trouble deciding, I recommend this:



I always carry my dog-eared copy around so that I can fight the man or put down the random douchbaggery that happens my way.
omfg, that's an instant HBT classic!
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:21 PM   #26
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She would be cooler if she showed us her boobs
Only on HBT would it be appropriate to say this about someones wife.
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:24 PM   #27
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Only because I know it will irritate him to see it quoted again...

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Dry yeast works fine. (there, I said it!)...
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:14 AM   #28
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You will never see a Zombie taking up welfare sitting on its fat arse
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The true definition of an addiction: not stopping even when a dog is having his way with you.:D
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:21 AM   #29
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I figured there'd be pics as well. WTF?! I don't click on a thread titled EXPLOSIVE Dog Diahrea without expecting to see some canine intestinal carnage.
From the classic explosive dog diarrhea thread.
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:39 AM   #30
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My sister poked holes in her husbands condoms so she could get pregnant against his wishes. They've been divorced for years now.

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