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Old 09-29-2008, 08:05 PM   #201
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I like Old Chub a lot.
I'm sorry, I know it's a beer....but still, it just sounds dirty.

(You should see what pops up on image.google when you type in Old Chub, with safe search off....Eye bleach please!)
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:42 PM   #202
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(You should see what pops up on image.google when you type in Old Chub, with safe search off....Eye bleach please!)

That in itself is quotable. The disturbing part is the fact that you actually did it.
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Old 09-29-2008, 11:29 PM   #203
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Yet more out of context material.

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I don't know why but I just remembered it while I was hanging the dancing banana upside down.

 
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Old 09-29-2008, 11:38 PM   #204
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More dirty sounding banana references...

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My banana dances at work, but not at home.
Must have a hot secretary....
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Old 10-01-2008, 08:19 PM   #205
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I had an uncontrollable need to pass gas (which I did) and walked away.
From Christmas rant ...
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Old 10-02-2008, 11:49 AM   #206
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You should see what pops up on image.google when you type in Old Chub, with safe search off....Eye bleach please!
Sounds like someone discovered the joys of a lemon party.
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Old 10-02-2008, 08:32 PM   #207
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I might be the only one who thinks this phonetic lesson is funny...

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Originally Posted by Boerderij Kabouter View Post
boo - er - dare - rye ... ka - bout - er
Personally it was easier the I was saying it in my head

My version was Boer-der-ig Ka-Boot-er.
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Old 10-08-2008, 12:14 PM   #208
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Often, but not often...

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I'm 6'1" and often get asked to get something off a shelf for someone, not often, but it does happen.
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Old 10-09-2008, 02:58 AM   #209
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And since it seems a requirement to take things as far out of context as possible, I submit for your reading pleasure:

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I ended up having to fish it out and plump it a little to continue.
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:20 PM   #210
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This has to be a record for being the longest quotes...but this 4 or 5 post interplay is just insane.

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Er, well, no!

Mine comes from the fact that I am, indeed a real live gnome that laughs a lot. I have HUGE gnome testicles, and they laugh a lot too......I am Gnome, hear me bore!
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I guess Sick Twisted F**k was already taken.
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Are you calling me a sick, twisted ****? Are you? Are you?

Listen, I lightly suck and tickle the scrotum of anyone that even HINTS that I am a sick and twisted ****!


er, yes....That name was already taken by olllllllo
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Check please!
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Originally Posted by Laughing_Gnome View Post
On reflection, that was a pretty crappy threat!
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I don't know. The only thing that kept me from getting all tingly is the fact that, well, you're a DUDE. Now if you grow some breasts and lose the chest hair ...
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