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Old 09-19-2008, 12:19 PM   #191
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I'm a bit buzzed, so I can say this now. I like the booby milk.
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:14 PM   #192
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This is perfect!!!!

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Sometimes I wonder if sitting at the computer in the same room as my bubbling fermenters is going to increase the amount of retarded in my head.
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Old 09-22-2008, 07:25 PM   #193
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I like the taste of Wood (do I need to rephrase that?)
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Old 09-23-2008, 12:10 AM   #194
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I don't have space enough to breed and eat.
Totally out of context, but it cracked me up. Ironically, he was talking about chickens, which can take it to the NEXT level of out of context......

 
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Old 09-27-2008, 08:52 AM   #195
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my "unicorn" has a face like a foot and goes by the name of Sarah Jessica Parker
Don't ask.
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:24 PM   #196
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it was like a punch in the tongue. I like a good punch to the tongue every now and again.)
That's a good southern woman right there, understands that sometimes a little force is needed to stop a woman's yappin.
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Old 09-28-2008, 07:33 PM   #197
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My dad made beer, and it tasted like crap strained through a used tampon. I agree with you to an extent. We are obsessed with sanitation, but for a good reason. Eliminate all possibilty of infection at every opportunity. Making beer (or cider) is like sex. It feels good. Having sex with a hooker feels good too, but it causes less pain if you wear a condom.
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Old 09-29-2008, 03:14 AM   #198
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Laughing Gnome is one funny dude.
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Old 09-29-2008, 03:25 PM   #199
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Here is one that is actually brewing related, has nothing to do with genitalia, or anal infractions, and makes no reference to douche.
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Oh frack!! I just realized I am answering all the questions I asked when I began my journey... guess I am starting to leave the newb ranks ! !
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:18 PM   #200
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(here's where BK edit's it for the memorable quote thread
Revvy's such a modest seoul....and Kindof a perv.....


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it's "instant wood," and next thing I know my hand's in my pocket
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