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Old 08-11-2008, 04:04 AM   #131
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From the same thread:

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The true definition of an addiction: not stopping even when a dog is having his way with you.
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That is what the pause button is for. Put it on pause, then beat your son for not hitting the dog.
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The true definition of an addiction: not stopping even when a dog is having his way with you.:D
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:13 PM   #132
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Hopefully my balls will drop back down soon...they haven't retracted that fast in self protection since the day I fell through the ice when I was a kid
This is a bit old...but I've been drinking dammit.
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:06 AM   #133
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From the hooch thread.

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I would, but I'm too hooched up on apfelwein to read all those pages of comments. I'd rather read something simpler that might help me brew better. Or I'm just lazy.
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:52 PM   #134
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brewkakke: Getting a face full of beer while playing with your brewing equipment.

Words to live by.
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Old 08-17-2008, 11:44 PM   #135
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Blowing the cobwebs off this thread...

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Well...this is the perfect time to ask yourself if this woman is really worth this hassle. If the answer is yes, you may need to keg later. I'd rather have the cool fermentation chamber than the beer on tap.

You could always knock her up...then you'd need to get a bigger place.
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Old 08-18-2008, 03:21 PM   #136
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Everyone start singing now...

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If dreaming about brewing is wrong...I don't want to be right.
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Old 08-18-2008, 11:00 PM   #137
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In the "does god exist thread...":

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... a swift end would probably better than sitting in front of God trying to explain why, rather than giving my money to starving orphans, I bought a 10 gallon megapot.
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Old 08-19-2008, 04:58 AM   #138
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We were talking about a certain someone in chat....

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She's the ONLY red Head I've ever looked twice at....I know she's hot...dont' care if you're ****en blind in one eye and gay in the other.
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:39 AM   #139
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We were talking about a certain someone in chat....
That was such a great line!
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Old 08-20-2008, 07:40 PM   #140
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this made me laugh my ass off


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Damn, you've got a better temperament than I. 4 or 5 minutes in, I wanted to cave in that guy's pelvis with my fist. Some of it was funny, in the kind of way that watching retarded people try to play scrabble is funny. But most of it was just grating, annoying babble.
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One shot of it is enough to screw up 4 relationships
and a feminine products aisle in a CVS.

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Primary 2: Apfelwein using cane sugar
Primary 3: Whitegrape Peachwine
Primary 4: Whitegrape Red Rassberrywine
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