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Old 07-31-2008, 07:10 AM   #111
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Not even gonna say where I saw this one;

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He needs to upgrade to Wii. Nothing says "I love you" like a nunchuk in a strategic location.
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:05 PM   #112
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The true definition of an addiction: not stopping even when a dog is having his way with you.
This one is great!
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The true definition of an addiction: not stopping even when a dog is having his way with you.:D
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:24 PM   #113
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Not even gonna say where I saw this one;
Ummmmm....You linked to it....we know what you've been reading.
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:49 PM   #114
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Wow! I made it to the memorable quotes thread!

Though I fear that my good name is being unduly linked to Deviant Wii behavior...
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:15 PM   #115
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Wow! I made it to the memorable quotes thread!

Though I fear that my good name is being unduly linked to Deviant Wii behavior...
Hey, anyone here played Mario Party 8? I've been playing it with my cousin this week, and I swear to you, there's a mini-game where the object is to shake up your can of soda the most before time runs out, and whoever shakes it the most times gets the highest spray when they open the can. Sounds innocent enough...

...until you picture what holding the Wii remote in your hand like a soda can and shaking it up and down really looks like.

yeah.
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:18 PM   #116
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before i even realized this thread existed i had a collection of quotes from the Apfelwein threat I thought were funny...here are a few

Originally Posted by BlindLemonLars
Guys in prison use it all the time, and they seem happy with the results.
They also do other things that I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be happy with.


Originally Posted by BigKahuna
if this is the "Elephant Fart" smell you all talk about, I'VE BEEN HORRIBLY MISINFORMED ABOUT ELEPHANTS.

Originally Posted by Hellbender
After reading recent posts I think this stuff might cure cancer, establish world peace and grow hair!


Originally Posted by BigKahuna
Even the heartiest biggest rough and tumble lumberjack Oil Rigger will have issues if he doesn't mind his apfelwein.

Originally Posted by BigKahuna
Just wait till you get the "Maybe You'd like to sleep with your Damn Apfelwein...That's all You ever talk about" Speech.
I got that one Sunday Silly woman.


Yeah, but you can die from all sorts of activities like driving to work, dropping a carboy, plane crashes, asteroids, etc.
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It will sneak up on you so fast, you'll wake up and wonder where your pants are.
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I don't recommend adding more than 3 pounds of dextrose to a 5 gallon batch. Any more will make it drier than a popcorn fart.
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Whats the 3 glass rule ?
Ya gotta drink 3 glasses before passing judgment.
Depending on the size of the glass, some folks just pass out before passing judgement.
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Yep, you can get hammered before quaffing too much to instigate irritable bowel syndrome.
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Originally Posted by EdWort
Drink a quart of water and take 3 aspirin before going to sleep tol help reduce the effects of excessive Apfelwein consumption as well as the urge to call EdWort a M'F**kR the next morning!


Yes, grasshopper, the goal does seen so outlandish that it can make one wet himself profusely, BUT it can be achieved if you build up a 30 gallon stockpile and put some away just to see the difference. It is a worthy goal and the rewards are great!
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One shot of it is enough to screw up 4 relationships
and a feminine products aisle in a CVS.

Primary 1: Edworts Apfelwein
Primary 2: Apfelwein using cane sugar
Primary 3: Whitegrape Peachwine
Primary 4: Whitegrape Red Rassberrywine
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:30 PM   #117
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Sounds innocent enough...

...until you picture what holding the Wii remote in your hand like a soda can and shaking it up and down really looks like.

I have two bits of bad news for you, Evan.

1) You bought the PS3 version, and

2) That's not your Wii-mote.
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:49 PM   #118
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Former astronaut Neil Armstrong was once asked if he exercised, and he said, "The good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats, and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street."
I wish Neil Armstrong was a member here, I would have quoted him.
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Old 08-07-2008, 06:26 PM   #119
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I have led an interesting life

I've even published erotica, and once, on a bet and, briefly, AND annonamously, posted the kinda of pictures that Yooper has begged/dared guys to post...And based on the comments I recieved, though I'm no Peter North, I guess I'm no schlub either....

(This post will be deleted in a few minutes so don't DARE quote me on this.)
So Revvy mentions that he's posted porno pics of his junk on teh interwebz, and he expects me not to quote him on it? Bwah ha ha! Good luck on that one.
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Old 08-07-2008, 06:52 PM   #120
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Is this the first quotable quote that was actually generated WITHIN the quotable quotes thread!?



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So Revvy mentions that he's posted porno pics of his junk on teh interwebz, and he expects me not to quote him on it? Bwah ha ha! Good luck on that one.

 
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