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Old 07-07-2008, 11:06 PM   #1
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At the behest of McKBrew, I'm creating this as a one-stop depository for memorable quotes from the annals of HBT-dom. This is not for random quotes from movies or something you think are funny, but strictly for memorable quotes made by forum members in the forums.

Let's see 'em.
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98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)

 
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Old 07-07-2008, 11:13 PM   #2
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I'll never forget this one:
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Look, I can put up with a lot of crap, I'll stand in line at the DMV, I'll march in the Puerto Rican Day Parade in Manhattan (don't ask), but I draw the line at associating with Jeep people
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Old 07-07-2008, 11:16 PM   #3
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Or this one...

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Next time, double-flush.
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Old 07-07-2008, 11:29 PM   #4
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It's in my sig:
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Originally Posted by Biermuncher
I'm the voice of moderation in my family...
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:33 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Revvy
I still stare lovingly at my fermenters every day.
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•Scottish 80/- •Sweet Stout •Roggenbier
.primary | bright:
98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
.on tap | kegged:
XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)

 
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:48 PM   #6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thor the Mighty
Nunderwear: the abundant fabric found under nun apparel, usually adorned with pictures of saints giving high fives to jesus, gilded with gold thread and unwashed for weeks.
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Originally Posted by EvilTOJ
Don't dump it unless it tastes like Satan's anus!
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:54 PM   #7
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these are the ones that stick with me...

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Originally Posted by BierMuncher
My Junk is Ugly
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Originally Posted by Strange Brewer
Had some Bud Light analyzed once. They told me my dog had diabetes...


And was pregnant
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:58 PM   #8
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The one that, to me... truly, perfectly exemplifies the HBT spirit...


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Originally Posted by EvilTOJ
oops. So if this doesn't make sense, well I'm a bit druck so I'll just hit Post now.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:59 PM   #9
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BM's probably the best source for these. Anyone got the particular language re: him and the eighteen nutsacks?
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Old 07-08-2008, 06:32 PM   #10
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My most recent favorite is in my signature (complete with a fight club edit):
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As much as I would LOVE to see you post your ass in the [mod edit], I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of winning.

This relates to a bet concerning the Brewers and the Rockies this evening. Believe me, I'll die laughing if the Rockies win!
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