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Old 07-03-2008, 04:40 AM   #1
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So I just broke up with this girl who I'm pretty sure was crazy in the worst way. However, she works at the beer bar that I'm addicted to which is 2 blocks from my apt. This is the worst. Now the last thing I want to see when I got shoot pool and drink beer at my bar is this chick giving me the stink eye! This sucks.
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Old 07-03-2008, 04:44 AM   #2
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Well, if she's bat-**** crazy maybe going there might solve the problem - she'll go ape on you and get fired. Then you get somewhere to drink beer you know she won't be.

or you'll end up getting the stink eye all night.
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Old 07-03-2008, 04:44 AM   #3
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soooo don't date ex-cons











































that does blow tho
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Old 07-03-2008, 04:45 AM   #4
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Yeah, she's not three-some crazy. She's like "i've seen ghosts but i dont believe in ghosts" crazy!
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:32 AM   #5
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:32 AM   #6
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It's simple then. Go to the bar like you normally do, but every time she tries to talk/look at you, stare just past her shoulder like you saw a ghost She'll freak out and quit soon enough.
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:34 AM   #7
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perfect!!!
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:02 AM   #8
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Never go fishing at your watering hole.
eschatz, If you want to live to a semi-happy old age.
NEVER, poison the well you drink from.
It's a much nicer way to say it, but believe me it is hard to say no at times, but in hindsight it make life so much easier.
Is there a good thread on "signs of a psycho, stalker, nut-case, super-B****/gender" ?
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:44 AM   #9
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Kauai, just do a post history search on my username going back 8 months
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:57 AM   #10
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You will never meet another girl in that bar again.
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