First brew has been in the bottle for about 6 days, and being the anxious noob I am, I put one in the fridge and gave it an ol' try. It was very green still but what surprised me the most is that it was legitimately carbonated! A tad under carbed but I wouldn't think anything of it if it were bottled for 4 weeks and that was my product.
I used 5 oz of priming sugar and I ended up filling 45 12 oz bottles. Anything I should worry about here. There wasn't any foam or an excessive hiss when I opened it, just a faint cloud of CO2 like you expect.