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Old 03-12-2006, 02:24 AM   #1
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Sorry Guys, the others were so much fun.

There once was a man from around Blowing rock
Who had a great affection for Bock
He made one or two
After learning to brew
Then he filtered it all through a sock





Lame as hell, I know. Show me one better.
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Old 03-12-2006, 02:39 AM   #2
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there once was a man from Grants pass
whose balls were made of spun glass
in stormy weather
he'd rub them together
and lightning would shoot out his ass
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Old 03-12-2006, 02:53 AM   #3
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Definately one better ! Anybody else ?
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Old 03-13-2006, 01:08 AM   #4
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There once was a man of Belfast
Whose balls out of iron were cast.
He managed somehow
To bugger a sow,
Thus you get pig-iron, at last.

 
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Old 03-13-2006, 01:30 AM   #5
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Excellent good sir!
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Old 03-15-2006, 03:37 AM   #6
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Once a pirate named Yates
Danced the jig for all of his mates.
He slipped in his cutlas,
And made himself nutless,
And now he's quite useless on dates.

 
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Old 03-15-2006, 01:50 PM   #7
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There was a young man from Kent
Who's d*ck was so long, it bent
So to save him some trouble, he folded it double
Instead of coming, he went.
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Old 03-16-2006, 03:43 AM   #8
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Nymphomaniacal Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vag1na In North Carolina,
And her ******* in Buckingham Palace.

 
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:11 AM   #9
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While walking around old buckingham,
I found what was left of some chick's can
I placed it on my finger,
Nobody would ever figure
I also masterbate with that same hand

I apologize for that already, even before I posted it.
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:27 AM   #10
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I'm here in North Carolina
still looking for her vag!na
I've searched high and low
but it's still a no-show
what the hell else ends in "ina"?

edit: the revamped version is

I'm here in North Carolina
still looking for her vag!na
I've searched high and low
but it's still a no-show
It must have shattered like some fine china.


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