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Old 06-29-2008, 02:17 AM   #21
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What's with the cerebral palsy hand contortions anyway? I must be old, but I don't get it.
Where are these hand contortions! All I got was AUDIO!

Wait... nm... I get it, your talking about the WEST SIDE!
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:39 AM   #22
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WTF, that can not be real.

 
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Old 06-29-2008, 05:03 AM   #23
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Dude, I work with some italians who are just like that. Not all mind you, but enough to know it is real.

 
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Old 06-29-2008, 05:51 AM   #24
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I was waiting for him to say "...and um yeah I'm gonna need those TPS reports by tomorrow!"

 
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:32 PM   #25
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You know what I'd do if I were the recieving caller? I'd take him for a spin on the back of the K1200R. With 162 HP and (more importantly) 84 ft-lbs of torque, I'd give him the ride of his life. Then, I'd drop him off in front of his buddies, a quivering, sobbing heap, with his bee-u-ti-ful white pants sporting new and interesting colors both fore and aft. I'd make sure to call him a girl as I spun off, leaving him in the tender care of his comrades.
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:42 PM   #26
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I just can't understand why Olga isn't calling him back.

He seems like a great guy!
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:57 PM   #27
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Quick story. I sent Dimitri off to the wife a couple days ago. She's been applying for various jobs over the last couple of weeks. She just called me laughing her arse off to the point I can barely understand her. Apparently one of the prospective employers left her a voice mail at home. Some greek guy named Dimitri about the office job she applied for. Haven't heard it yet but she said it sounded just like this guy including accent and he kept rambling on in the message with a tone of arrogance. If the quality is good enough I'll see if I can capture to a .wav and share.

update - crappy self phone quality message. can't share...


 
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:12 PM   #28
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This guy said he's in "the city" and the landline he mentions (her number) sounds like an exchange near the city (NYC). Because of that, I'd say those messages are real. There are narcissistic douchebags like this running rampant in the NYC area. They're definitely vomit-inducing pricks...
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:21 PM   #30
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You know what I'd do if I were the recieving caller? I'd take him for a spin on the back of the K1200R. With 162 HP and (more importantly) 84 ft-lbs of torque, I'd give him the ride of his life. Then, I'd drop him off in front of his buddies, a quivering, sobbing heap, with his bee-u-ti-ful white pants sporting new and interesting colors both fore and aft. I'd make sure to call him a girl as I spun off, leaving him in the tender care of his comrades.
So uh, *cough*, what's your phone number?
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