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Old 06-27-2008, 05:45 PM   #11
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Do you think he is passionate? Do you think he likes elegant women? Holy raging douchebag. Reminds me of the movie Hitch, when Will Smith slams the guy on the table for being a douchebag.

I didn't know giving a girl you just met an ultimatum was the way to go, oh wait and to insult her too. Damn thats what I have been missing all these years.
Well, it's the way to go when you're such a catch like Dimitri that the ladies are approaching you like 7 times a day! I mean, he can't just go out with any old crazy ho, he's got standards, and if an elegant woman like Olga wants to date this catch, then she'd better stop playin' games and listen to the man!
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Old 06-27-2008, 06:01 PM   #12
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can i punch this douche-nozzle in the face?
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Old 06-27-2008, 07:00 PM   #13
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That's a great site.

 
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Old 06-27-2008, 07:20 PM   #14
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Just....Wow!

 
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Old 06-27-2008, 07:45 PM   #15
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Well, the nice guy approach wasn't working, so.....
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:08 PM   #16
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Well, it's the way to go when you're such a catch like Dimitri that the ladies are approaching you like 7 times a day! I mean, he can't just go out with any old crazy ho, he's got standards, and if an elegant woman like Olga wants to date this catch, then she'd better stop playin' games and listen to the man!
He didn't specify. I wonder if they walk up to him and asked to be f^cked, or if they kick him in the balls for being such a chode.
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:08 PM   #17
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Uhm... a true pickup artist. Wonder why the nuber blurred -he seems like such a nice guy.

Creepy?

Nah...

Suddenly I feel so smoooth talking with da ladyz...

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Old 06-27-2008, 08:28 PM   #18
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Dude thats my hero, Iv'e been looking for his poster everywhere!
What's with the cerebral palsy hand contortions anyway? I must be old, but I don't get it.

 
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:30 PM   #19
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I'm 90% sure that was my douche nozzle brother-in-law (greek) that lives out in LA using some voice changing device. Feel free to gang punch him; he deserves it.

Going to have to share that with my wife for confirmation.

 
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:54 PM   #20
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What's with the cerebral palsy hand contortions anyway? I must be old, but I don't get it.
apparently gang-signs are all the rage... BTW i never looked at it like that and busted out laughing (nothing funny about the disease, just how retarded they look)

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I'm 90% sure that was my douche nozzle brother-in-law (greek) that lives out in LA using some voice changing device. Feel free to gang punch him; he deserves it.

Going to have to share that with my wife for confirmation.
Douche Nozzle, be careful, that word is addictive.
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