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Old 06-27-2008, 05:10 PM   #1
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We should take lessons from this guy.

I wonder if he's a graduate of the New Jersey School of Douchebaggery?
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:20 PM   #2
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Wowwwwwwww. How could a lady resist THAT

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Old 06-27-2008, 05:20 PM   #3
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I think that was my Boss.
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:20 PM   #4
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i'm probably the only normal guy in the city....
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:22 PM   #5
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Here's the visual guide:


 
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:25 PM   #6
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Lucky, lucky Olga....

Well, I gotta get back to my movie script now.

 
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:33 PM   #7
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Sounds like a DB I use to work with. Too funny.
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:35 PM   #8
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Too bad they blank out his number. Woulda been fun to get 1 million people pranking him
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:41 PM   #9
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Do you think he is passionate? Do you think he likes elegant women? Holy raging douchebag. Reminds me of the movie Hitch, when Will Smith slams the guy on the table for being a douchebag.

I didn't know giving a girl you just met an ultimatum was the way to go, oh wait and to insult her too. Damn thats what I have been missing all these years.
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:43 PM   #10
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Dude thats my hero, Iv'e been looking for his poster everywhere!
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