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Old 06-26-2008, 10:07 PM   #61
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I am waiting for the companies to eliminate plastic and embed a chip in your hand. With just a wave you have bought your groceries!
And muggings will require a meat cleaver!!!
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...homebrew contains more satisfactrons per serving, so you don't have to drink as much as you would a commercial beer to get to your satisfactron saturation.

 
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:16 PM   #62
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Or telephone automated help lines that tell you to press 2 for spanish...in english. Or braile on drive up atm machines
I cringe every time I hear someone say the words "A.T.M. machine" it is a tautology and it frustrates me for some odd reason. A.T.M. stands for Automated Teller Machine, so when you say A.T.M. machine you are saying Automated Teller Machine Machine. Other tautologies that bother me are things like "Very unique," you can't by definition be very unique... But those are my thoughts and I digress.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:30 PM   #63
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:33 PM   #64
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I cringe every time I hear someone say the words "A.T.M. machine" it is a tautology and it frustrates me for some odd reason. A.T.M. stands for Automated Teller Machine, so when you say A.T.M. machine you are saying Automated Teller Machine Machine. Other tautologies that bother me are things like "Very unique," you can't by definition be very unique... But those are my thoughts and I digress.
The one I hear sometimes in horticulture is PCR reaction!

PCR= Polymerase Chain Reaction.
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:47 PM   #65
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Where do llamas go when they die? Does each animal have a heaven? Dogs have doggie heave. At least thats what grandma told me.

She also told me i would go blind if i kept doing what i do. I still have 20/20 vision. Grandmas are liars.

 
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:59 PM   #66
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I cringe every time I hear someone say the words "A.T.M. machine" it is a tautology and it frustrates me for some odd reason. A.T.M. stands for Automated Teller Machine, so when you say A.T.M. machine you are saying Automated Teller Machine Machine. Other tautologies that bother me are things like "Very unique," you can't by definition be very unique... But those are my thoughts and I digress.
Digress away, my dear fellow; I enjoy it. Here's another: PIN Number, or personal identification number number.

This is a digression: Why do people say real-ah-tor when they mean ree-ul-tor?

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Old 06-28-2008, 06:46 AM   #67
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On the radio ads I hear them pronounce it Real- TOR.

I hate it when people say VIN number, which means vehicle identification number number.

Does anyone else get those highly super annoying Credit Yes commercials? I really, REALLY hate those.
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:43 AM   #68
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Random thought of the night. who the hell invented tator tot casserole? tator tots hamburger cheese and corn mixed together to make a magical dish of mythical portortions. My arteries hurt.

 
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