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Old 06-24-2008, 03:13 PM   #1
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So awhile back I made this big stout that finished high, which I didn't worry about since it had tons of unfermentables in it. I bottled it, and it ended up overcarbonating, so I figured I'd use it in my liquid bowl in the smoker. A friend of mine was over one day and he had some...he loved it, once the foam subsided. So I gave him a couple sixers, told him to keep 'em cold.

So he came in today, said that, last night, he was sitting around watching tv and all of a sudden, POP! POP! He opened his pantry...covered in stout and broken glass. I'm a terrible person.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:15 PM   #2
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:23 PM   #3
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note to self.. never take brews from evan.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:33 PM   #4
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You DID tell him to keep them cold. I guess next time he will do as told.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:37 PM   #5
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That's his fault. You said keep them cold.



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Old 06-24-2008, 03:40 PM   #6
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Too bad for him. Not really so bad for you.
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Sorry to hear that. I haven't had any bottle bombs yet, but I do have 20 bottles of sweet mead I am keeping a close eye on.
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Ah - the importance of following instructions. Now he has a mess and no beer.
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Oh man, I'd feel bad too. But like everyone else already said, it's his own fault. You told him to keep them chilled.
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Mmmm sweet stouts are tasty, not so good for pantry redecoration though.
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