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Old 06-23-2008, 08:50 PM   #1
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I save stuff like this for when SWMBO tells me i spend too much on brewing gear. At least I'm not into the audiophile scene.

Link to Amazon Product page

Red the product reviews. They're priceless.

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If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely -- like white, holy light. Holding this cable in my hands actually makes me feel that much closer to the Lord Jesus Christ. I only make $6.25/hr at Jack In The Box, but I saved up for three months so I could have this cable. It sits in a shrine I constructed next to my futon in Mother's basement.

I only gave it four stars in my review because I can't find music that is worthy enough to flow through this utterly perfect interconnect.

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 09:08 PM   #2
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He'd prolly croak if he dropped anything on a nicely overpriced set of Cardas cables.

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 09:39 PM   #3
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Those reviews were to die for!
I added it to my wish list just to F with the familiy

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:32 PM   #4
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Well, it's still cheaper than most conicals.
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:00 PM   #5
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This is funny...It's freakin speaker cable for chrissake

Did you notice one of the tags associated with it?

http://www.amazon.com/tag/snake%20oi...pp_cust_itdp_t

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Old 06-23-2008, 11:05 PM   #6
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It's not even speaker cable. It's a fancy-schmancy CAT5 cable. Functionally, you can get the same thing for $10 at home depot in the Home Networking aisle. You can make your own even cheaper.

Maybe I'm in the wrong business...

 
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:12 PM   #7
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Shoot! Get some CAT6 and really be posh.

It really tears me, I'm trying to sell a legitimate product & over-hyped trash like this gets millions of dollars of free publicity. The sad part is there are enough morons out there to keep the trash flowing. Like the guy at a beer fest that insisted he only wanted to sample "four ingredient beers", but couldn't name the four ingredients!
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