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Old 06-20-2008, 12:29 PM   #11
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Jesus is so last millenium. I bring to you a real deity:
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:48 PM   #12
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I believe in Jesus. There are historical records of his existence. I believe in him just as much as I believe in Babe Ruth, King Tut, and George Washington.

What do you believe? That all the past is just an illusion or something?
Aw, man, come on, you know what I meant. Gotta be spoiling my fun, dontcha

Allow me to revise:

If you believe in the myth of Jesus rising from the dead and being the son of God, then you're a wackjob.
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:49 PM   #13
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I love Family Guy and I too share their views of Jesus...

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Old 06-20-2008, 12:53 PM   #14
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Have I mentioned I hate you guys?

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If you believe in the myth of Jesus rising from the dead and being the son of God, then you're a wackjob.
So you're saying you DON'T believe in zombies? Oh for shame. A zombie Jesus would be nifty.
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:04 PM   #15
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Bringing it full-circle ... Jesus and cats ...


 
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:15 PM   #16
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Starts singing "Kumbaya!!!!"
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:16 PM   #17
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After dying, Jesus was raised from the dead and once more walked among the living. This, of course, would only be possible if he were a zombie; Zombie Jesus is the identity of Jesus following the Resurrection. In zombie form, Jesus retained his unending love for mankind, in particular, he loved their sweet, delectable brains. Many of his followers were surprised when, instead of offering God's salvation, Zombie Jesus voraciously consumed their faces.
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:17 PM   #18
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Have I mentioned I hate you guys?



So you're saying you DON'T believe in zombies? Oh for shame. A zombie Jesus would be nifty.
Apparently you forgot this post from back in April...
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:19 PM   #19
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A zombie Jesus would be nifty.
Been there, done that...

http://www.zombiejesus.com/



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Old 06-20-2008, 01:19 PM   #20
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