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Old 06-18-2008, 08:23 PM   #21
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:27 PM   #22
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Its either "old fart day" or "we're hungover from too much beer day and hate the world"...
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:37 PM   #23
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i don't like much about kids either. too much work for too little reward.
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:08 PM   #24
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You know what it is, school just got out up here in Boston, so the kids are extra crazy this week and pretty much all over the place with nothing to do. For those of you in the rest of the country I am sure school has been out for a while, so you are acclimatized to this by now.

I have to walk through a mall to get to my office, (i work in the prudential tower) and the place is swarming with kids that have nothing better to do on a nice summer day than hang out at the mall. I mean sheesh it is 72 and sunny out, I hope they can think of something better to do.
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:12 PM   #25
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The interesting thing about people who don't like kids is that they lower their own population naturally.
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:26 PM   #26
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I don't like kids either and I'm only 22. And I'm not talking about just the small ones. Anyone less than say 14 or so, it just seems they all need a serious attitude adjustment.

If I had kids, I'd probably be accused of child abuse. But there's nothing like a good ass kicking to solve a problem.

 
Old 06-18-2008, 09:33 PM   #27
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I don't like kids either and I'm only 22. And I'm not talking about just the small ones. Anyone less than say 14 or so, it just seems they all need a serious attitude adjustment.

If I had kids, I'd probably be accused of child abuse. But there's nothing like a good ass kicking to solve a problem.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm right there with you man!!! I'm 22 as well, and I truly believe in a good old fashion ass whooping.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=67940

This avenue has already need cover, pretty in depth.

But I must add, I do want kids one day, and that I am really looking forward to it. But that day is still a while away
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:41 PM   #28
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Laughter of children???

Birds singing????

The smell of fresh cut grass on a spring day????

A nice Edmund Fitzgerald on a cold winter night????

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Old 06-18-2008, 09:47 PM   #29
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Kids today need a good beating every now and then. If you don't beat your kids when they fall out of line, the next thing you know your son will go off and bang some dude in the ass just out of spite. You tell them to clean their room, they say "no," you smack them. It's simple; it works. Don't listen to these ******** on TV with their bull**** hippy psycho babble; if they had it their way, every child would be raised in a pastel colored room with Philip Glass pumped through the speakers 24 hours a day. Then again, it might not be all that bad because it will make your kids complacent, so it won't be as hard for them to swallow when they realize that they'll be spending the rest of their lives chained to a desk in a cubicle writing reports to make someone else rich.

The problem is that kids today think their opinions matter. By not beating your kids, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they start thinking that they have it rough and that they can get away with dying their hair and listening to Insane Clown Posse. That's where you need to come in and put the law down. To help you, the negligent parent, I've put together a guide to smacking your kids for your convenience (hint: you may want to even print this guide up and hang it on your fridge as a reminder to both you and your kids). Here are some useful techniques:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat
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Old 06-18-2008, 10:29 PM   #30
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I Love my kids, all six of them. Granted it seems like more times than not they are fighting with eachother or totally ignoring what I tell them to do. Sometimes they drive me totally wacky. Even will all of the trouble they cause me, all I need to do is spend about a half an hour with someone else's kids to see that mine aren't as bad as I think. Plus I always hear good things from my children's teachers and the neighbors about how polite and respectful they are. Obviously they are way better than I give them credit for.

If you don't like kids, that's fine but keep in mind they are everywhere, and that there are still good ones out there if you actually pay attention.
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