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Old 06-18-2008, 06:48 PM   #1
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I was recently told it was just me, and that other people actually like kids for some reason. Is it just me?
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:49 PM   #2
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I have a funny feeling that this thread will not end well...
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:49 PM   #3
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I think you and Beta should get together and sit on a park bench someplace and just complain. About whatever, just complain.
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:50 PM   #4
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****ing kids!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:51 PM   #5
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What is this "old fart's day" on hbt? You and Beta...sheesh!

You two should sit on the porch and shake your canes at the kids playing outside.



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All other things being equal, I can handle kids...it's the lazy jerkass parents who bring their kids everywhere (like bars, etc.), and then the kids lose their sh*t and start screaming and crying and throwing a fit, and the parents just turn a deaf ear and act like it's not even happening. Look, you douchebags, you might think that, if you ignore them for long enough, they'll tire out and stop...but in the meantime, everyone around you suffers. So take your little bastards out to the car, do whatever you have to do (I would suggest a babysitter), and don't come back until the problem is solved.

I still plan on making my millions with a soundproof "pet caddy" on wheels, for children. Scream all you want, we can't heeear you!

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Old 06-18-2008, 06:57 PM   #8
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There's no laughter here.

Happy now?
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Old 06-18-2008, 07:03 PM   #9
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Haha, I'll be the third old fart - I don't much care for kids either.

 
Old 06-18-2008, 07:05 PM   #10
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my kids laughter (18 months old) brightens my day... other kids however... annoy me.

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