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Old 06-18-2008, 07:43 PM   #31
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These kids aren't the Stygian Triplets, are they?

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Old 06-18-2008, 07:50 PM   #32
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You know. My rant is a little different. See I work in a college town. One of the largest student bodies in the country (PSU, University Park). These kids come into town when the semester is in, clogging everything up with their insipid ways. I had one kid dragging his girlfriend in tow jaywalk during a snowstorm right in front of me once. I slammed on the brakes and almost killed them both (they just jumped right out in front of me). I was laying on the horn. You know, he had the audacity to flip me the bird! Traffic goes from getting across town in 5 minutes to about 20. If you go out to lunch, lines are huge. Our local population nearly doubles (at lease the last time I looked at the numbers), violent crime goes up along with police setting up check points, etc.
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Old 06-18-2008, 07:50 PM   #33
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Everytime I go ice skating I'm afraid I'm going to fall down and get my fingers sliced off by the skates of the person behind me. It's all I can think about. Or a puck will come flying out of nowhere and knock my teeth out. Yes, I grew up in Michigan, on a lake, and my friends loved hockey. I didn't.
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Old 06-18-2008, 07:52 PM   #35
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Craziest rant ever!
Nah...it's close..I still say this one is the craziest... http://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthre...ighlight=couch
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:05 PM   #36
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Nah...it's close..I still say this one is the craziest... http://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthre...ighlight=couch
Oh man, I hadn't seen that one before. That's friggin great. I'm guessing that post almost put Yuri into seizures.
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:35 PM   #37
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Nah...it's close..I still say this one is the craziest... http://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthre...ighlight=couch
I remember that rant...I thought Gabby Johnson from "Blazing Saddles" had joined HBT.

Dad gum it!

 
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:38 PM   #38
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I remember that rant...I thought Gabby Johnson from "Blazing Saddles" had joined HBT.

Dad gum it!
Yeah I saw that re-reading it...I busted a major gut once again...

Whatever happened to zui'lgen...did he get banned or dissapear?
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:48 PM   #39
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Man, that was funny!

 
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:30 PM   #40
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...one reason why I hate large groups on the ice is because I have no depth perception.
What I hate is when they drop a bus load of depth perception challenged people off at the bumper cars.

I mean for crying out loud...they just sit there...nobody moving...bobbing there heads up and down like a bunch of owls trying to gauge the distance between cars...

sheeeeeesh...

 
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