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Old 06-18-2008, 06:16 PM   #11
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I really hate it when kids invade the playground. Digging in the sand with their little plastic shovels & buckets, hogging the swingset and climbing on the jungle-gym...it's SO aggravating. Some of them won't share their toys, and I've even seen them throw sand. Damn those little brats!

 
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:18 PM   #12
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I really hate it when kids invade the playground. Digging in the sand with their little plastic shovels & buckets, hogging the swingset and climbing on the jungle-gym...it's SO aggravating. Some of them won't share their toys, and even seen them throw sand. Damn those little brats!
You didn't get angry and start taking milk money did you?
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:19 PM   #13
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the lack of depth perception wasn't a pretty big clue
I don't follow...when I think of "lack of depth perception", I think of someone with an eyepatch:
. So maybe it was a clue that BPS is a pirate, but that's it.
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I don't follow...when I think of "lack of depth perception", I think of someone with an eyepatch. So maybe it was a clue that BPS is a pirate, but that's it.
Lmao my god man that just made my day.
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:25 PM   #15
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This has to be the funniest rant since the one about Zul'jin and the couch (and the code monkeys)

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthre...ighlight=couch

The only difference is the Zul'jin was clearly druck, and Beta has just become a crumugeon in her young age.

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Old 06-18-2008, 06:33 PM   #16
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Not read past the first 3 line but +1 on don't like kids.....(that I don't know) well most of the one I do know as well...
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:34 PM   #17
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I actually do have a blind person cane (that I don't actually need) for whacking kiddies. Might be a tough on the ice, though, but that would at least be funny.

I was just hit in the head in gym class one too many times.
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:43 PM   #18
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My wife stays home with my 2.5 and 5 year old boys. She takes them to museums and parks and stuff and constantly complains about the busloads of older school kids that get dropped off in these places and then run amok.
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:53 PM   #19
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Wait, I think we're missing a bigger point here. Why is someone who is admittedly a bad skater with no depth perception working at an ice rink?
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:56 PM   #20
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Wait, I think we're missing a bigger point here. Why is someone who is admittedly a bad skater with no depth perception working at an ice rink?
I didn't get the impression that she's working there - sounds to me like she just likes to skate, even though she's not any good at it. She'd just rather have the rink to herself.

You know what I hate? How ****ing loud it is at Chuck E. Cheese! I mean, cripes kids, can you keep it down, I'm trying to have a nice dinner!
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