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Old 03-08-2006, 11:22 PM   #1
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Let's petition the food network for a new show based on Iron chef!
"Hey what's that he's adding to the mash, Alton?"
"Well, I just spoke to the challenger, and he is adding squid beaks which he has smoked himself with juniper berries soaked in beef broth. He says this will add a nice fishy nose to the brew, redolent of spring in Halifax harbour."
"Wow, this is shaping up to be one amazing winter-wheat battle!"

Or we could just make it ourselves. Anyone got a handycam? I suppose the tasting after about 2 months would sorta take the charm out of a live broadcast, we'd need to pre-record brew-day.

I wonder who the Iron brewers would be?
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Old 03-08-2006, 11:35 PM   #2
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LOL...I can see it now.....I wanna be the first challenger!!!!!!

And where is "Brewery Stadium" Located?
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Old 03-08-2006, 11:35 PM   #3
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That's a killer idea! I'd definitely check out such a show.

And you'd have some specific ingredient like Iron Chef? That would be cool.

Uh oh...squid beak day...time to get creative
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:45 AM   #4
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Yeah, theme-based brew-off.... that's the next big thing in TV. The Japs will go crazy for it.

I can see it now... Andre The Giant vs El Pistolero, tonight's theme ingredients: Black Pepper and Orange Juice.

We'd all be riveted.
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Old 03-09-2006, 02:19 AM   #5
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So at the beginning, the wierd guy on Iron Chef bites into a raw bell pepper. What would our guy do? Shove his face into a pile of whole hops, a la Sam Koch? Flail himself with a racking cane to appease the beer gods?
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Old 03-09-2006, 02:21 AM   #6
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Naw, he'll crack a big can of Dortmunder Export, take a big swail, and follow it up with a huge belch.
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Old 03-09-2006, 02:29 AM   #7
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I'd personnaly rather brew with Racheal Ray.
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Old 03-09-2006, 03:28 AM   #8
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I wonder who the "Iron Brewers" would be?

Sam Calagione? Charlie Papazian?
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Old 03-09-2006, 03:30 AM   #9
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I wonder who the "Iron Brewers" would be?

Sam Calagione? Charlie Papazian?
Connor? LOL
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Old 03-09-2006, 03:45 AM   #10
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Connor? LOL
LMAO.....

Allergic to grain, but his beers are awesome!!!!!
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