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Old 06-15-2008, 07:15 PM   #11
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Sh*t, I thought I was the only one that had intentions of raiding Walmart when the zombies came...
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Old 06-15-2008, 07:53 PM   #12
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I can get to a Walmart on my bicycle in about 4 minutes. Fraggin' zombies don't stand a chance.

I wonder if I could grow barley in my back yard?
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Old 06-15-2008, 09:04 PM   #13
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I can get to a Walmart on my bicycle in about 4 minutes. Fraggin' zombies don't stand a chance.

I wonder if I could grow barley in my back yard?
Trouble is, you don't want to make your signs of civilization appear too obvious...don't want to draw too much attention to yourself...You'll either get zombies OR worse, other survivors bent on stealing your horde and your harem....

That's why I'm going for rooftop urban planting...

Start by raiding walmart and other stores for unmalted barley...Rice, oats and corn- even canned corn (yes you'll be using a lot of adjuncts initially.) You can use that stuff to make the grain you raid from the lhbs go further....

Not to mention apple juice since Apfelwien is quick, and will help win over the masses (especially the nubile wenches).

Make sure to print off some of the info on home malting your own grain now before you lose power...Learning how it was done by the eqyptians and sumerians is a must as well...since we'll be back to that lifestyle once the food in the fridges rot.

Build up your kingdom till you have enough followers, then you can have your serfs plant barley and guard it for you...

Also remember for wood...ALways go for Telephone Poles before trees!!!!!

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Old 06-16-2008, 01:26 AM   #15
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How do you know zombies don't ferment?
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Old 06-16-2008, 01:43 AM   #16
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How do you know zombies don't ferment?

EWWWWWW!!!!!
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Old 06-16-2008, 04:51 AM   #17
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Zombfelwein anyone?

A little Decomposure Stout?

 
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Old 06-16-2008, 07:52 AM   #18
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WOW! Even Post Apocalypse, you guys can't stop frequenting Wal Mart?

I am loyal to Mom and Pop, and will raid their stores first!
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:54 AM   #19
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Zombfelwein anyone?

A little Decomposure Stout?
Methinks we might have been an inspiration for this label...

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/showpost...98&postcount=1
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:35 PM   #20
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WOW! Even Post Apocalypse, you guys can't stop frequenting Wal Mart?

I am loyal to Mom and Pop, and will raid their stores first!
Raid.....or patronize? I would expect the moms and pops to be packing heat a whole lot more than any Wal Wart employee(at least around here....).

I think Wall Marts and other mega-stores will probably be easier to loot just from sheer size. Can't stop everybody.

 
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