"the chicken however was lost... funeral services will take place later this week and the Rooster's family, in lieu of money, would like donations to the 'Why the Chicken Crossed the Road, Fund.' There is an expected turnout from the county's barnyard of around 900 animals. The Rooster leaves behind a family of 8 and served as the 'Morning Call' on a locally owned and operated farm."
Seriously, that's some Focked up sheeit, all we have is cows around here, I'd hate to see a pipe bomb that size.
Yes, I'm the guy who set his sniper suit on fire last halloween...
Fire/EMS of HBT.com