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Old 06-10-2008, 01:45 PM   #11
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...no dog either...
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Old 06-10-2008, 01:47 PM   #12
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I think it's worse from the other end. My dog loves to eat frozen poop in the winter and when she eats too much she comes in and pukes poop out of her mouth all over the carpet. It is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen or had to clean up.
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Old 06-10-2008, 01:50 PM   #13
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I think it's worse from the other end. My dog loves to eat frozen poop in the winter and when she eats too much she comes in and pukes poop out of her mouth all over the carpet. It is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen or had to clean up.
I just throw up in my mouth a little
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Old 06-10-2008, 02:38 PM   #14
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I hear you. One of my greyhounds died last January after six months of severe intestinal problems. I'll be replacing the carpet once I can afford it.
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Old 06-10-2008, 02:45 PM   #15
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Here I thought it was nasty when my dog brings in gutted opossum for me as a present. It doesn't sound half as bad as this now.

 
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Old 06-10-2008, 03:07 PM   #16
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Yeah, our poor 12yr old, 3-legged lab-mix has the flu or something. I had to get up and let him out about 5 times night before last. Seemed ok yesterday, and I made the mistake of leaving him inside for 30 min while we walked to the store. My fault really.

He made it through the night lastnight though!
I think we are on the home stretch.
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:15 PM   #17
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I think it's worse from the other end. My dog loves to eat frozen poop in the winter and when she eats too much she comes in and pukes poop out of her mouth all over the carpet. It is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen or had to clean up.
LOLFR. I think you've single-handedly convinced me to never own a dog.
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:14 PM   #18
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My dog is gross, but in some ways very very smart. When we first got a kitten he would eat out of the litter box, which would make him sick and give him explosive diarrhea. He noticed how the cat was allowed to go to the bathroom in the house by using the covered litter box (for kitties privacy). He had to go very badly while I was away at work, his solution was to back up to the litter box and to try and use it, but a 90lb dog is to big to fit into the small covered box.

He let it rip all over the lid of the box and down the sides, some sprayed inside and coated the inside walls, it dripped all around the entrance and puddled in front of the box.

So I get home the house reeks, and the litter box is covered in crap top to bottom, and the cat is yoweling because she has to go so badly, I am lucky the cat didn't take up going to the bathroom in other parts of the house that would have really made my day. To this day the cat won't use the litter box unless it is pristinely clean, if there is a single piece of her own poop in there she won't use it and goes to the bathroom in my shower instead.
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:16 PM   #19
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For real. This makes me wonder why everyone keeps asking us "when are you going to get your dog?" when they know damn well what sorts of things they eject from their bodies.

 
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:18 PM   #20
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The other horrible part is the smell. I had to burn through 3 sticks of incense before I could go downstairs again.
Did you throw on your silk robe, too? At least she didn't poop in your dojo.

 
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