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Old 06-03-2008, 03:39 PM   #1
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Water, Wine, Beer

As Ben Franklin said:
" In wine there is wisdom, in beer there
is freedom, in water there is bacteria. "

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop !!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or scotch, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor, especially
Bombay Sapphire Gin) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop !!........., Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:50 PM   #2
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Water, Wine, Beer

As Ben Franklin said:
" In wine there is wisdom, in beer there
is freedom, in water there is bacteria. "

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop !!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or scotch, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor, especially
Bombay Sapphire Gin) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop !!........., Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.

Thank you, now I can justify why I drink to everyone!
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:51 PM   #3
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i dont really need justification for my vice but i'll take it!
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