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Old 06-03-2008, 02:17 AM   #1
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If I were his Dad, I'd break every one of his fingers in a table vise....
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:24 AM   #2
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The mom's a push-over. That's probably how he ended up like that...
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:27 AM   #3
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If you love your kids, prove it by beating them. The best summary of how to beat a child ever....

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Old 06-03-2008, 02:31 AM   #4
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My dad believed in "time out"... he'd beat my a#* until he got tired then he'd take a "time out"... But, I truly deserved every single one of them...

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:38 AM   #5
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My mom would have killed me. Seriously i want to put that kids head through a wall....is that bad???

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:40 AM   #6
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That kid looks like a mini Phil Hartman doing Frankenstein. He probably gets owned all day at school and take it out on his mom. No excuse of course. Let me guess, she's walking on eggshells because she feels guilty that dad walked out.
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:41 AM   #7
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My mom would have killed me. Seriously i want to put that kids head through a wall....is that bad???
I would take his arm off and beat him with it. My girlfriend found this video, and I took one look at it and told her that if one of our kids ( we don't have any yet) did this, the last thing he would hear is " I put you in this world, I can take you out of it and make another one just like you, but better" And you can quote me on that....
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:52 AM   #8
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I disagree: I would beat the kid's parents... this kid didn't turn out to be a disrespectful bag of crap by himself. He obviously had some help from good ol' mom and dad.

I do not beat my kids. I was beaten with a belt as a kid for doing almost nothing. I vowed never to do the same to mine.
Now I have 2 very well behaved kids (not just my opinion). If they do something wrong or disrespectful, they are punished by losing something: TV, Playstation, etc. If they do not pick up after themselves, they get a warning and then the items get sold, thrown out, or donated to a local charity. If they are out of line, they will have serious consequences... just not a wildly swinging belt.

I am not perfect, neither is my wife, but most behavior problems are from lazy parents... beating a kid is a lazy way of disciplining.

Woah! Sorry, time to get down from the soapbox.

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:54 AM   #9
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This kid needs an old fashion ass whipping

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:03 AM   #10
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Hello, Tommy won't be in school today. He seems to have developed a severe rash all over his body.

 
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