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Old 05-25-2008, 02:29 AM   #1
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008...feed=worldnews


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Old 05-25-2008, 02:33 AM   #2
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If thats average Im there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old 05-25-2008, 02:35 AM   #3
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If she's average, I'd love to see what above average looks like
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Old 05-25-2008, 02:49 AM   #4
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Click the link. Here's it in a nutshell.

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The average German...
· Has sex 117 times a year
· Wakes up at 6.23am
· Travels 24.5 miles a day
· Works 30.3 hours a week (41.4 hours in 1960)
· Drives a six-year-old silver metallic Volkswagen Golf which is washed nine times a year
· Walks towards the right when entering a shop
· Considers price to be more important than quality when shopping
· Has 971 sq ft of living space (a family of 2.2 people) which costs €408 a month in rent
· Dreams of stripping the woodchip wallpaper and laying down cherry or walnut parquet
· Takes 15 minutes to fall asleep
· Earns € 3,702 a month
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She looks like that... drinks like that... and puts out, on average, every three days?

Does she come in a 6-pack?
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Old 05-25-2008, 02:52 AM   #6
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pack your bags fellas, lets go.....
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Old 05-25-2008, 02:54 AM   #7
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117 times a year with her? More than 2 times a week? Why am I suddenly wishing I were German?
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I'd be chasing her around that 971 square feet all day long.
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117 times a year with her? More than 2 times a week? Why am I suddenly wishing I were German?
Come on you have to be getting it more than twice a week.
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Come on you have to be getting it more than twice a week.
I haven't gotten any in this century!


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