Originally Posted by quickerNu
Just don't initiate any foreplay with SWMBO.......
You will never be forgiven.
Reminds me of a story years ago. Went to a wings type restaurant with a gf and closed the place down. On the way there, she provided "a service" while I was driving. When we left, seeing as how I was pretty well lit up, she drove home. With the "service" provided earlier, I decided to return the favor. To this day, I still laugh when I think about the image of her running across the street from the parked truck in the middle of winter with her pants around her knees. Took her about 6 months to finally see the humor in it.