Tx should start offering a "N00bie Membership Package," including a copy of How To Brew, an HBT decal, and this:
Come join Yankee Ingenuity!
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"Brown eye finally recovered after the abuse it endured in Ptown last weekend, but it took almost a full week." - Paulie
"no, he just doesn't speak 'stupid'. i, however, am fluent...." - motobrewer
"... I'll go both ways." - Melana